B.B.O.

This morning, I was in our office restroom and I encountered an individual with the world's worst B.O. I mean we're talking actually toxic stuff. I don't know who this person is or why she was in our office, but I made sure to spray at least half a can of air freshener after she left.

The problem is that I feel like the B.O. smell has permeated my clothes, my hair, everything. I feel like *I* smell now. ICK!

It reminded me of the Seinfeld episode with the Really Bad B.O...To quote...

George: "Oh, this isn't even B.O.! This is *beyond* B.O.! It's *B*.B.O.!"
Jerry: "There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush..."